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Anatomy of an 18 Year Old Sex Offender

by Johnny Holiday

Sexting. You can't turn on the news without hearing about it, you can't pick up your cell phone without doing it.

There is something about sending naked pictures of yourself to your friends with cell phones that is so appealing, you can understand how kids can't resist.

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Why is that? What is it about having a camera attached to a phone that makes taking pictures of your junk & sending them to your friends so damn appealing?

And so damn dangerous.

With undercover tv shows like To Catch a Predator, being a pervert these days just isn't what it used to be.

And you never know who is going to turn out to be a pedophile. You could be a pedophile, and not even know it.

See if you can tell me what these two people have in common:

Juan, an 18 year old from Los Angeles who forwards a naked picture of his 16 year old girlfriend to an amigo...

and Alex, a forty year old Biology teacher from Poughkeepsie who trades grades to 16 year old female students in exchange for sexual favors.

If you said "They are both getting 16 year old nookie," you are only partly correct.

They are both committing a sex crime, and if caught, could face federal prison time and be required to register with state and national sex offender registries.

Remember, sending naked pictures of your underage girlfriend to your friends isn't just incredible, it is a federal offense.

A word of advice?

If you are going to get thrown into a federal prison with a roommate named Bubba who has a hard on for 18 year old manflesh, at least do something worth doing hard time.

Hard, get it?

I didn't even have to try for that, it just happened.

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