Michael Jackson Buried Without Brain - Opinion 2
The UK Mirror reported on July 5, 2009, that Michael Jackson would be buried without his brain. Is this medically necessary? Should the family have waited until they could bury the brain along with the body to preserve his dignity? We asked you, our readers, what you thought and here is what you told us.
Michael Jackson’s Disembodied Brain will Take Over the World By Edward Q. Fairfax, UFO Enthusiast and Conspiracy Theorist
Listen up sheeple! It’s time to wake up. Medically necessary? Might as well ask if the Atomic Bomb was medically necessary. Preserve his dignity? You’ve got to be joking right? The last bit of dignity he had is in a medical waste bin with the rest of his nose. The media is trying to cover up the real issue here.
Michael Jackson’s brain is going to take over the entire world if we don’t stop it, and you’re all sitting around trying to get in touch with your feelings about it. Everyone had a lot to say when he was just fondling kids. Where’s the outrage now?
It’s like that blasted moon landing all over again. I’m not one of those wackos who thinks it never happened, but I am one of the few who still remember the media cover-up when they found those packs of wild Indian children roaming the surface looking for blood but only finding cheese. This is the exact same thing.
Anyone who checks their sources and gets their facts straight knows that Michael Jackson was born without a brain because of a genetic defect. The Canadian government developed a synthetic brain for him after the Vice Chancellor of the International Council of Shadow Governments secretly ordered the then Prime Minster of Canada to cooperate with the American government to produce a pop group capable of taking over the Western Hemisphere’s entire music industry. The Jackson Five wasn’t just some accident.
I know that’s ancient history and it got a lot of media attention at the time, but what a lot of people don’t know is that the CIA secretly modified the synthetic Canadian brain with the help of MI6, who brought in Stephen Hawking to help. I know. I was shocked when I heard this too. Especially considering England’s strong anti-brain-tampering stance.
Look, the bottom line is that no one really knows what this brain is capable of, which would be fine if the CIA still had control of it, but when Jackson’s surgeon accidentally removed the control mechanism from his chin, the CIA lost all contact with the brain, and Jackson lost all contact with reality.
That’s when he stopped blowing minds with his moonwalk and started blowing kids with his mouth. Up to that point, the CIA was able to limit the brains power and his dance-crazed body did the rest. His body was doing so much coke and grabbing so much crotch, his brain couldn’t get a thought in edge-wise.
After losing control of the brain, and seeing the fallout from the molestation trials, the CIA had to do something. They contacted Jackson’s doctor, but he was too loyal to the Jacksons to be of any help, which was the last mistake that doctor ever made. It was the easiest thing in the world for the CIA operative to wear the doctor’s skin and give Jackson a lethal injection while disguised. A walk in the park.
Which should pretty much bring everyone up to speed who’s had their head buried in the sand for the past 20 some years. I’m sure most of you already know about all of this, but I think it bears repeating. If we don’t organize and move now to find and neutralize that brain, we’re F’d. So F’ing F’d.
I’m going to head to Toronto because I think it’s going to go home and destroy it’s creators before it does any real taking over. I’m just basing that off some movies I’ve seen about this type of scenario, but this is uncharted territory. A movie is about all the guidance we can really expect.
Anyone who is a true patriot and wants to do something before it’s to late should meet me in Toronto at the Blue Penguin Tap. Ask for William Bodenker. The password is “Redemption.”
