10 Signs That Your Best Friend is Gay... For You
Are you getting strange vibes from your best friend? Do you have the feeling that he's looking to be more than just your closest confidant? The following is a list of 10 tell-tale signs that your best bud wants you to go from BFF to BF.
1. He lingers in the room when you tell him you're going to change your clothes. Then, he acts like he didn't realize he was still in the room when you ask him to leave.
2. When you suggested to him that you should be roommates, he frantically tried to hide his raging erection.
3. He has hated every single one of your girlfriends. Even Jenny Hofsky, who was a total sweetheart.
4. When having staring contests, he gets inexplicably emotional.
5. When you were children and pretended that you were knights with magic powers, his battle-cry was always "Razzle-Dazzle!" and his magic power was that he could possess you and make you do whatever he wanted. No matter what.
Author's note: pretending to be knights with magic powers in and of itself is neither gay or straight. It is asexually awesome.
6. He smells your hair when the two of you play contact sports.
7. Every time you complain about any part of your body stinging, he is quick to suggest that he try peeing on it.
8. Not only does he say he wishes he could have your brown eyes- he always seems to forget to pluralize the word 'eye'. He does this no matter how many times you correct him.
9. He has a picture of you in his sock drawer.
10. He has said the following to you: "I'm gay and I'm in love with you." In which case, the only reasonable response (being the best friend that you are) is to give him that kiss he's been dying for and see where it goes. After-all, the happiest couples say that they ended up with their best friend.
But just to be sure, maybe you should give Jenny Hofsky a call. Word is, she's single again.
