The Pros and Cons of Going Queer
by Johnny HolidayHomophobia, the hatred of all things queer, is a striking blemish on society today.
What reason is there for it? What force propels it forward? Why must one man hate another man for loving another man?
It cannot be religion, which teaches us to love one another; and it cannot be our parents or teachers, who teach us to share, and not to run with scissors.
So it must be those damn gays.
I tell you, they have their hands in everything, and I mean absolutely everything - even each other's butt holes.
Now if that is enough to gross you out, then maybe you should stop being so judgmental. Who do you think you are, to judge someone else's perverted lifestyle?
Besides, even as a straight man, I have to admit I see a lot of benefits of batting for the other team.
Pros of being queer-
1 - Your date wants to play a video game other than Mario Kart. Something with guns.
2 - You don't need to hold the door open, and you aren't always expected to pay.
3 - If you are lucky enough to live in a state that does not allow gay marriage, you never have to worry about in-laws.
4 - More help around the house. Not lame help that you don't even care about (doing the laundry, cleaning the bathroom, etc.), important help like tearing down walls, lifting heavy objects, etc.
5 - You always have someone to play sports with.
6 - You know your partner is down with anal. You probably don't even have to ask.
There is really only one con. One big con. Too big...
Cons of befriending Dorothy
1 - The person you're doing it with is a dude.
And that is just disgusting.
